come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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