Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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