He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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