yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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