Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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