It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
organizing the empties. That sober.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Randomize