Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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