talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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