didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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