is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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