I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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