Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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