sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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