do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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