Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just tell him i said nine months
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
