Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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