I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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