Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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