i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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