no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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