im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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