You surviving the open bar?
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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