Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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