he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My feet surprised me
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