She said her name was "party"
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
