Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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