The maid of honor just puked.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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