I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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