dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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