I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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