I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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