you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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