oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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