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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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