you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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