I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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