Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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