She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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