READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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