the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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