your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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