i would punch a child for taco bell
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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