i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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