On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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