He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't think brook has ever known best
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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