I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
