Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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