there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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