Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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