Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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