I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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