Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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