We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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