You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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